Perhaps tired of people remarking on his strange, fluffy combover, Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump switched things up this week, treating onlookers to a brand-new version of The Donald.
"I've got my finger on the pulse of America," Trump said to reporters. "My candidacy has been about giving the people what they want from day one. Racism, ageism, hatred, misogyny, beautiful hair. That's what this campaign is about."
Trump, who has recently been under fire for remarks he made about former supermodel Heidi Klum, and also an ongoing feud with Fox News' Megyn Kelly, and insults he leveled at actress and tv host Rosie O'Donnell, and off-the-cuff barbs he made about immigrants, and violations of privacy information he engaged in by giving out Lindsey Graham's personal phone number, and, well, you get the idea- Trump says he "doesn't care what people think" of his new hair. "I don't have time to date anybody right now," Trump says. "I'm sure there's an endless supply of bimbos who want to get a piece of this," he said, pointing to his flabby midsection. "You're gonna have to finish cleaning up in the kitchen first, and then maybe we'll talk." Lastly, he added, "No fatties or Mexicans, though."
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