In a freak accident Wednesday night, rapper Kanye West nearly choked to death while attempting to deep throat himself.
West, 38, is known world wide for being a practitioner of self-love, sometimes to the point of ridiculousness. In an unverified comment from his hospital bed, West was believe to say, "I just wanted to love someone amazing. I got caught up in the moment."
West recently announced at the MTV Music Video Awards that he would be running for President of the United States of America in 2020. He has also planned to become the next Pope, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, Superman, Batman, and ultimately would like to replace Earth's moon with himself. Lofty goals to be sure, but don't count Kanye West out just yet. "I'm the best human being to ever walk the Earth," West said, cradling his penis in one hand. "The smartest, the prettiest, and the best. At everything."
